by pauland1707

Oh the delights of ASDA. Almost as good as Topp’s Tiles of Cheam according to the star of stage, screen and barf-rooms @Ladyloki.

Why the chuffing chuff do people buy water in bottles. “Ooohh, it tastes better than tap water” squeaks some miniscule type in the corner. No it doesn’t, it tastes like feckin’ water. Petrol doesn’t taste like tap water. So don’t drink petrol.