The Norfolk, Suffolk and Cambridgeshire Turnip Gazette
For those of you who may have missed the glaringly obvious advertisement in the Norfolk, Suffolk and Cambridgeshire Turnip Gazette offering internships, apprenticeships, workfare opportunities and other unpaid chancettes in @_Paul_And_Land, get a job you lazy sods. But not with us. We have absolutely no desire to pay anyone anything but you can still scribble any ol’ bollocks you want.
If it’s really crap, we may even stick it on the wall and stare at it.
Until our eyes bleed.