From Our TV Correspondent: Midsomer Bollocks

by pauland1707

A new telly programme.  Or just some ol’ bollocks.  Fecked if we know.

FECK.

THERE’S BEEN A MURDER.

Or something equally as eventful going on in the heart of all action, Morden.  Reports show a man in a tiger onesie and a sailor hat had been spotted and looked at funnily.

Police on the scene now.  No one available for comment. However, Kim John Dave said “Hellllo, I have a silly name.”

More later.

WHAT THE FECK??