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A Song

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

Under the table you must go

Ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-oh

! If I catch you bending,

I’ll saw your legs right off,

Knees up! Knees Up!

Don’t get the breeze up,

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

 

Oh My! What a rotten song!

What a rotten song!

Oh, What a rotten song!

Oh My! What a rotten song!

What a rotten singer too!

 

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

Under the table you must go

Ee-i-ee-i-ee-i-oh!

If I catch you bending,

I’ll saw your legs right off,

Knees up! Knees Up!

Don’t get the breeze up,

Wynsor’s World of Shoes!

Ow’s yer farver? All right!

Chair 2

Oh God *sob*, I don’t think that *sob* my heart can take any more of this *sob* wrenching.  @CardinalPhink has another *sob* chair available to a *sob* good home.

No tyre kickers please.

Chair2

Chair

Wimbling away in the Laundrette of Life which is @_Paul_And_Land we come across many, or some, or none, of life’s bad bits of stuff: failed love affairs, broken cheese-graters, lives destroyed by hard drugs and addiction to penguin chocolate biscuits.  But none is so heart-wrenchingly, heart wrenching as the heart-wrenching tale of an armchair *sob* available free *sob* to a good home *sob* in North Manchester.  Contact your man @CardinalPhink who will be happy to discuss it’s MOT status, Road Tax Fund Licence and its cornering capabilities at death defying speeds.

Chair

Japanese Tourists

As a Japanese tourist visiting the UK to soak up a bit of British culture, you’re possibly thinking “where can I go to soak up a bit of British culture?”  Alternatively,  as a Japanese tourist visiting the UK to soak up a bit of British culture, you’re possibly not even beginning to think “where can I go to soak up a bit of British culture?”  Such is the stuff of Philosophy.  Or not.

However if you are a Japanese tourist visiting the UK to soak up a bit of British culture and thinking “where can I go to soak up a bit of British culture?” then you won’t go far wrong with Wynsor’s World of Shoes.*

*Other high end purveyors of quality footwear may be available subject to T&Cs**

**Other T&Cs may be available***

***Or possibly not

Deep Fried Stuff: Yum!

Enough of the Cortina’s and Allegro’s. Two Americans being rather foolish. Then no more of this video volley.

Will This Excitement Never End?

This is the stuff of dreams. Revving up the Allegro and driving off into the distance without your wife and kids. Then, to build the excitement, driving back. Nice touch of the horn.

Right, errr okay.

Don’t like to offend but no, it’s not.  It’s dull.  Give me a guy with an accent starting up an Austin Allegro 1300 in gloves any day.

This Is Like Totally Awesome

Feel the love, sense the excitement, don a fresh set of undergarments:

More Ford Cortina MkIII

Such has been the lack of interest, here’s a film.  Don’t say we don’t do things that don’t don’t do don’t.  Phwoarr!

Ford Cortina

For anyone in the least bit interested, this is a Ford Cortina.  Exciting eh?

Yes, loosen your buckle one notch.

Yes, loosen your buckle one notch.