Hurrah for the UKIP Half Yard Half Marathon

by pauland1707

Back in the day, when the world was in Black and White, we used to run marathons.  Some people still do.  They even run half marathons.  We had half a Twix once, well twice.  It was a whole Twix.

Mr Nigel Farage, well known political fruit drink and beacon of hope for those whose beacons of hope have long been extinguished, would probably prefer it thus:

“Back in the day, when the world was in Black and White, we used to run marathons.  Proper marathons in Pounds, Shillings and Pence  And we didn’t give half of it away to those foreign Johnnies in Rumania and Bulgaria.  Take a word from my chocolatey-based knowledge, they will steal all your marathons and then come back for your Bar Six.”

But why listen to a well known political fruit drink and beacon of hope for those whose beacons of hope have long been extinguished.  We don’t.

We listen to ducks fart in the water.