Yeah. Ecstatic.

by pauland1707

So it seems that the City of Sheffield is the happiest place in the known and unknown world. Well according to a happiness study carried out by that well known purveyor of happiness related stuff, the Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group (TCSG).

Far be it from us to be critical, but a third of people from that there place said they feel good every single day of the week which is absolutely smashing. However our own researchers, operating on a budget of less than the cost of a bag of chips, found the results to be somewhat flawed. Erroneous even.

Speaking as our ‘Voice of a bit of Sheffield not spoken to by Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group (TCSG)’ @LilyTebbutt, reports that she is “a bit fed up because her shower isn’t working correctly”. Something of a bombshell, we here at _Paul_And_Land_ believe. And something which drives a coach and horses, a moped, a 1975 Ford Transit and a Citroen Diane through the research.

The Transform Cosmetic Surgery Group (TCSG) claim that receiving a compliment and spending time with family or friends were among the top reasons given for feeling happy but conversely made no mention of faulty plumbing being at the base of anxiety, depression and deep unhappiness.

Our own research also indicates that in the United States alone, over the past year, more people have died in Bathroom Related incidents than by Terrorist Related incidents which is both shocking and entirely unrelated to anything.

Reports of stone throwing youths are, as yet, unsubstantiated. No arrests were made.