More from Newark (anag), 6.
Well you couldn’t make it up, could you. the local ne’er do well and Minister of her Majesty’s Parliamentary thingie, Mr Dick Making-Ceremony MP and Olive Trouser has been caught inflagrante. So it would seem.
Lucky that Tamara, well know local celebrity, former Mrs British Rail 1976 and daughter of the daughter of the esteemed Mrs Flossie Whipped-Cream steered well clear.
Climbing into a fast car to head for the coast, Mr Making-Ceremony may have said “If it falls to me to start a fight to cut out the cancer of bent and twisted journalism in our country with the simple sword of truth and the trusty shield of British fair play, so be it. I am ready for the fight. The fight against falsehood and those who peddle it. My fight begins today. Thank you and good afternoon” but probably didn’t.
We tried to speak to another Member of Her Majesty’s House of Commoners, Mr Making-Bacon MP (Ford Fiesta and Parking) however a closed door made the interview somewhat problematic. We leave you to make up your own minds on this ‘thorny’ issue.