Literally several people were close to sighing loudly as the founder of _Paul_And_Land_ came under an attack of pleasantries this morning. Speaking exclusively from a hideaway in rural Sheffeel, _Paul_And_Land_ founder @_Paul_And_ told us exclusively about the attack of pleasantries.
“It was like an attack of pleasantries” @_Paul_And_ said, speaking to us exclusively from a hideaway in rural Sheffeel. In his usual style, @_Paul_And_ was quick to show his concern for the several people who were understood to be close to sighing loudly. The founder of _Paul_And_Land_ said exclusively to us that he understood “several people were close to sighing loudly” which was, he stated, “like several people close to sighing loudly”.
Strangely, no police were available to comment exclusively and it is believed that no youths were arrested in this particularly heinous outbreak of pleasantries.