War of Words
A war of words has erupted on the world of Twitter following a shocking implication by the Tripe Marketing Board that our cordurouy clad benefactor @_Paul_And_ may have, in some been involved in a break-in somewhere in North-East Lancashire. Or Blackpool.
The heated exchange, which at times became heated, resulted in threats of heated letters being exchanged between the head honcho of the TMB, Sir Norman Wrassle and our own legal superstars, Nobby’s Legal Services of Mirfield.
Sir Norman, former playboy and well-known tripe raconteur was unavailable for comment. The police were unwilling to comment on reports of stone throwing youths.